I love cars! You can probably tell as I've been the proud owner of an 80s Geo Metro outfitted with the wing, stripes and 13-inch plastic spinners for 10 years. Sick ride for sure. Flashy sports car? Hardly. BUT, a recent study concluded that fancy dancy sports car owners have small dongs!
I am not a doctor but am a long time fan of WEBMD.com, how about the link, medical term, the psychological link between small dongs and cars that go fast? Bring it in for a second, dudes step up to buy a fast car at the point in their lives that they believe they have small penises. Want proof? Check it, the actual study is called Small Penises and Fast Cars: Evidence for a Psychological Link, published by the very smart people with the Department of Experimental Psychology, University College London. Link HERE